My life is besotted with negativity and anti-climatic moments.
My life is faltering in edification; I am stultifying.
The ravages of this life weigh heavily upon my mind.
The heavy mantle of responsibility smothers me.
Somebody give me a cigarette.
Just let me sleep, or put me out of my misery.
Sounds pretty stupid coming from a kangaroo, right?
How do you think he feels when we say stuff like this?
Take a leap. Take a bounce. Take a cathartic yogi kangaroo squat.