Posted in Los Angeles, Stories, Writing, tagged Animal Pictures, Humor, Kangaroo, LA Zoo, Life, Negativity, Positivity on July 21, 2009| Leave a Comment »
My life is besotted with negativity and anti-climatic moments.
My life is faltering in edification; I am stultifying.
The ravages of this life weigh heavily upon my mind.
The heavy mantle of responsibility smothers me.
Somebody give me a cigarette.
Just let me sleep, or put me out of my misery.
Sounds pretty stupid coming from a kangaroo, right?
How do you think he feels when we say stuff like this?
Take a leap. Take a bounce. 
Take a cathartic yogi kangaroo squat.
Posted in Stories, Writing, tagged Animal Pictures, Beach, Bird, Calm, Humor, Philosophical, Seagull, Sentinel, Serenity on July 4, 2009| 1 Comment »
I am the calm sentinel.
My feathers are ruffled only physically.
You, my minions and flock, be.
I am the calm sentinel guarding the ocean.
Fish!
Not a fish!
I am the calm sentinel on patrol.
Bothersome itch. I make you no more…ooh! Lunch!
You are visiting under the watch of the calm sentinel.
I pay you no more mind. Be.
